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BERAKING: ANWAR AND MOO

EternalC — Sun, 20 Nov 2022 23:06:58 +0800

either way one of them will be PM la, chill la

you guys ever bought shoe dryer? can suggest me one?

i saw one at shoppee but dunno good or not

https://shopee.com.my/Deerma-Intelligent-Mu...0d-813fe6f7a3ad

lai lai suggest me

come recommend me good omega 3 fish oil

EternalC — Mon, 28 Mar 2022 20:47:37 +0800

what brands you guys taking and any effect it has on your daily life?

lazada voucher rm1900

EternalC — Fri, 11 Feb 2022 11:40:11 +0800

too bad cannot cheong in lazada

edit: voucher is a one use, meaning one use whole RM1900 habis

suggest phone

EternalC — Fri, 24 Jul 2020 20:42:49 +0800

ayy yooooo phone experts in /k

looking for phone priced around RM1.2k with following criteria

-large screen, around 6.4 inch
-large battery, currently using 5300 mAh
-preferable 4GB RAM and above
-no need good camera, screw that

hit me with your worst lai lai

i think it is about time you people realize that

EternalC — Sun, 23 Feb 2020 23:54:13 +0800

you guys still dont get it isnt it?

it was never really about so called to "rebuild" the country,

or malaysia "baru"

or to "pulihkan" ekonomi

when i see those macai shed blood and tears and sweat, and some even break their limbs and worse, lost their life for the top guns up there, i cannot wonder how stupid they are. especially those not getting paid at all but die die want to protek protek their own political view.

lets face it. no matter how you worship them, adore them, idolize them, the winner will never be you. the winner are either them, or the other side. the loser, it is a fixed position, which is you, me and everybody else.

and yes, though i dont really stick my nose in the politikus scene, but i do update myself on what is happening, after all i live here. and it pains me to see that how our so called "government system" are being manipulated in such straight-to-the-face way that they dont even bother to cover their tracks or at least make it look better.

i dont like you, kita tukar menteri
you dont want to work with me, you're fired
someone trying to take my place, kita tukar gabungan kerajaan

i want to rant

EternalC — Wed, 18 Sep 2019 19:24:41 +0800

first, about current political scene. everyday fed gov tak habis habis tunjuk jari blame this blame that. action sikit tapi mulut amboi bukan main. cipiet even during bn time dulu pun tak sekecoh cam ni.

second, the haze. pukimak punya fed gov masa sarawak tengah haze main bodoh act tak tau apa2. dah semenanjung kena dah baru nak start cerpen surat bagi jokokwi la bagai bagai la. anak sendiri belum kena memang act bodoh la. masa jerebu pergi vacaycay.

third, anwar. negara ni bapak dia punya ka. selamba jer cakap "when i become pm", "after i become pm". lankiao la.

fourth, karipap. sohai punya gerai today karipap macam taik tak boleh makan. waste my rm1. puilkkkkk

dah. end of rant.

sekian

Winning a XXX with JAV star is not a myth!

EternalC — Sun, 21 Jul 2019 22:43:07 +0800

yup, you heard it correctly. you can win a full package service with a JAV star in, where else if not Jepanggggggg!

let me share you a true story experience.

here's how you win it, or rather, get a chance to win it. first of all, buy a JAV original dvd! very cheap only. ranging from 2k to 3k yen per dvd. now not all JAV star would be out there waiting for you to fucuk them. most of them are those C or B rate JAV stars looking for new places to stamp their names. the thing is, you wouldnt know if they are having these sort of lucky draw or not until you open the dvd box. then there will be a code for you to enter into their website. of course, one person can only participate once. even if you submitted 100 different unique codes, you will still be counted as one ticket.

so now you just sit back, unzip your pants and fap away to your brand new dvd.

few weeks past, or maybe months, someone will call you to let you know you are the winner, or lucky person selected to have a fucuk with this JAV star. first thing first, you will need to go to their office along with the dvd and the printed code and your ID. once you're in the office, you will be meeting with the agents. they will confirm your identity, and the authenticity of the dvd and the code. next, they will explain to you what you won. here's the key highlight of the meeting.

1. you will get to fucuk this JAV star for free.
2. the whole action WILL be professionally recorded by camera crews, edited and sold. your face will appear in the video, might be censored, might be not.
3. you will not get any payment from this.
4. you need to provide medical examination proof that you are clear of any std.
5. you will be asked to clean and tidy up your room which will be the main scene.

so if you agree to get your face into the dvd and sold without any royalties, just sign an agreement and you'll be on your way. you will need to go to their panel hospital to get a complete medical examination to be clear of any std. this will be done again one week before the real day of the fucuk.

so fast forward to the day of the fucuk, the camera crew will come in the morning to assess your room. you will be told where to put your futon, and what they expect from you and what you will be expecting from the JAV star. you are expected to wash yourself thoroughly before the hour of fucuk and be long lasting. so when the time comes, usually night time, they will start recording outside your door. actually there is already one lighting crew inside the house setting up the light already. so you start with chit chatting things you wouldnt even chat to your mom, etc etc. then she start teasing you and let you see nenen, and you get to see her undress and she undress you. fast forward the foreplay and free bj hj bbbj and whatever shit you get, depending on the JAV star, she might or might not go raw with you. if you're lucky, she will initiate without getting a dom dom from the crew standing by to hand her the dom dom. usually there is 2 crew, one camera man, one lighting and dom dom handler.

depending on the cameraman aka director, you might get to get a second scene after you unloaded your first in the previous scene. lucky you. or me. usually they just want to stretch out the time on the dvd and make it as long as possible.

so after all is said and done, you might get to shower with the jav star for the ending clip and have one final bj or hj in the bathroom before they bid goodnight and good job well done. so that's how you get to fucuk a JAV star for free and make yourself famous.

dont be shy to ask questions

do you know what time it is?

EternalC — Sat, 19 Jan 2019 01:42:15 +0800

Friday story cool

EternalC — Fri, 21 Dec 2018 10:40:54 +0800

So just now was driving around listening to mix fm when they suddenly play this song on

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then suddenly past memory kicks in. this happens way way back then when clubbing songs like sugar, god is a girl, satisfaction are the hot songs in clubs. so i have this best friend group, 3 guys 4 girls. met up during early college years and have been best friends since then. few years down the line we all have our own bf and gf, but we still hang out like how best friends does. young wild and free.

so one day, we all went to bali for our annual best friend getaway trip. no gf bf allowed. just us 7. so cut story short, we went to a club on one of the night. getting a bit tipsy and some catchy song playing, i asked this girl, lets call her Miss R, for a dance. during that time, we dont go to the main dance floor to dance. we just be a fool with ourselves besides our own table.

being the teaser that she is, she start off with her hands on my shoulder while moving her body, moving her hand down to my chest, tummy, slipped her hand in to my jeans and stopped just before she touch my ding ding dong. then look at me and say oops. and winked and continue dancing. so my turn, my hand on her hips, pull her closer and slide down to her ass. soft and juicy. she was wearing a skin hugging dress that night. thanks to the stupid beer pong game earlier and feeling gutsy, i groped her ass, lean to her ears, not wearing any tonight?

she looked up at me (she's 160cm, i'm almost 180cm) surprised i asked that question (or maybe because i groped her ass), and slowly turn into a sinister smile. she took my hands off from her soft ass, and i think oh man, that's that. then she turn around with her back facing me and pull my hand bank on her lower tummy area. she then start moving her body, and her right hand go to my head pulling me to her head, as if asking me to hold her tight. my hands then roam from her lower tummy to her supposedly "Y" area, then to her naked thigh. she pulled my hand to her chest slinging her hands together with my hands, so not to look like i'm a pervert. wasting no free dinner, i groped it. then i realized it. i lean to her ears again, and whisper not wearing any here too? she let out a loud chuckle. then continue to move around my hand around her. rubbing her ass on my didi intentionally.

then this sugar song was playing. it was quite the hit that time so we were in the mood. so i whisper to her again, so you lips taste like sugar? she turn around, looked me deep in the eyes, you'd like to try? making that innocent face. i smiled, and she smiled. not turning down an invitation, i "tasted" her lips. and tongue. after about 2 minutes of tasting her lips, i stopped and tell her, it taste better than candy.

but then suddenly i remember, oh shit, our other friends were there too. and we all know our each other's bf and gf since we hang out together too. i looked back at them, and they all do the "hand cover eyes peeking" actions. i knew i could always count of my best friends. and before i knew it, she pulled my head down and continue our "tasting" session. hands were roaming everywhere, both her and mine.

then she looked me in the eyes, and says "i'm sweet like sugar, you gonna get some sugar tonight?"

fuck fuck fuck! that is a straight up invitation to piap. of course, i have to keep my cool face. i looked back at our table, more accurately, to the two guys who was holding our rented villa key. as they say, best friends dont need words to communicate. one of them throw me the key, then pointed 3 finger at me, then pointing one finger to the top. which means, they will give me and her 3 hours, and use the master bedroom on the second floor. before i could even say thank you, Miss R gave him a flying kiss as thank you and then grabbed my hands and as if she's the one leading, lead me out of the club and back to our villa.

back at the villa, true enough, she wasnt wearing any both up and down. understandable. we like to do crazy things whenever we are not in our own country and especially when the gang is together. it wasnt the first time i touched her ass and boobs, but it was certainly the first time i saw her naked since we met. it was thrilling and exhilarating piaping your own best friend, knowing both of us has a bf and gf. i actually envy her bf, as she's very active and initiative in bed. it was a wild night back at the villa, we didnt even realize we did not close the bedroom door. but fuck that, it didnt matter.

so that's that for a cool story for this friday. we still hang out together, and let's just say that night wasnt the last time we piap each other

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Soda Tax, To Reduce Unhealthy Consumption

EternalC — Wed, 29 Aug 2018 09:13:22 +0800

isnt this the same thing with the subsidy removal of sugar during the previous gov era? if you really want to make people to have a healthier consumption, might as well set a regulation to the food market itself, not the consumer. regulate the ingredients, the amount of sugar that they can put in in certain consumables item.

i myself dont like soda at all. nor do i hate it. i have no objection about gov encouraging people to eat healthy. but by making tax as an excuse to encourage people to eat healthy is just pathetic. now is soda, what's next? 3 in 1 coffee? lots of sugar and chemicals, unhealthy right?

and just to say, tax in this for sure will cause another domino reaction in other item's prices.

[WTB] Cyber Cafe License

EternalC — Fri, 27 Jul 2018 14:40:44 +0800

Item(s): Cyber Cafe License

Price: Let me know your best price

Dealing method: Will meet face to face for further discussion on dealing

Location: Kuching

Contact method/details: PM me

sebenarnya muzik negara kita ni boleh tahan

EternalC — Tue, 26 Jun 2018 22:16:28 +0800

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[YOUTUBE]IAs7JQND1hM[/YOUTUBE]

[YOUTUBE]qWiPwy2ZINI[/YOUTUBE]

[YOUTUBE]oA-igtX6Qm4[/YOUTUBE]

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last tu tipu sikit coz lelaki tu dari brunei

supportlah muzik tanah air

inb4 how much was ts paid

Since GST is 0%, any gooding car deal?

EternalC — Wed, 13 Jun 2018 10:02:02 +0800

come give me some ideas. i orang miskin only, so prefer cars under 100k for going from point A to point B only

edit: TOP UP ABIT recommendations are also accepted

Myvi 2012/2013 aircond problem

EternalC — Wed, 13 Jun 2018 08:44:57 +0800

any older gen of myvi owner here? 2012/2013 batch one.

wanna ask, you guys ever have problem with the air cond? mine always getting problem. if car under hot sun and stuck in jam (aka car doesnt move) the aircond will spit our warm air. it will only work again after the car move for a while.

changed the compressor and condenser last year. problem repeated. checks found out the gas tube has black substance so need to change both again.

anyone has same problem before?

My little tldr view on the current situation

EternalC — Sat, 12 May 2018 18:11:20 +0800

First of all, i'm a supporter of neither parties, but i do support the need of a new change of gov from the previous gov handled by BN, or rather, UMNO.

Election
First, lets talk about the election. The big difference from the previous GE, what caused it? My point of view is that, many people are somehow, directly or indirectly, affected by the then-ruling gov's doing.

Let's start from the lower class point of view. this is the class that made the huge percentage of voters. Constant increase of price of goods and gst have a great impact on them, especially those who are super poor. let's not even start on the "funds" which were provided to help the super poor. not all of them got it. Br1m? someone used to say it can last for a whole year.

middle class, the class that are mostly abandoned by the prev gov when giving out candies when there's an election. br1m, affordable houses and others cant be benefited by them. and yet, life is still hard for them too in some area. some cant get it just because they over-qualified just by a small margin.

upper class? well, these are mostly the well doing people who can benefits from the tax cuts, grants, and usually industrial goodies that not all people get to enjoy.

so lets just focus on lower and middle class. during ge13, bn said will give super boost in health and education department. but what was seen is that the budget of these two department was constantly cut and cut. not enough of that, comes the news of 1mdb, donation, and many more that give negative perspective to the people. we see people involved with these cases somehow ended up dead, or people speaking up on the cases getting fired, and whistle blower getting jailed. i believe these are the few factors that caused the flip of votes in ge 14.

for sarawak case, most of the bn seats are from rural area, super rural where you need helicopters or other mode of transportation to reach. these people do not know what is going on out there, now will they be affected. few cartons of beers and bags of rice will secure the votes from them easily. but recently, we see that many of these has also switched votes to the then-opposition. this was mainly caused by, i believe, of land dispute and land grab by the very person they voted for previously. took them long enough to wake up and realize that, but at least they woke up.

Najib
now, on najib. i think this guy has either gone retard or just too over-confident that he will still rule supreme easily after all those scandals revolving around him. i believe that his wife has some share of the skeletons in the closets too. people getting blown by c4 which is only available by military, pm holding the post of finance minister and head of 1mdb, people who had info on scandals of his conveniently died of suicide and even cemented himself after being dead, huge amount of money in his personal account which he even admitted, and many more. these are what we know, what had been reported. what is hiding behind could be more, we never know.

but i'm not saying that he never did good for the people. i love the UTC, which made me doing things after office hour very convenient. this is a good thing. i also love the br1m which my grandma can claim and belanja us makan besar after receiving it. Pan borneo, which has long been conceived but never ever truly implemented, was re-activated during his reign, though i think that it was just being done to lure votes from sarawak.

BN / UMNO
previously, whole UMNO sebulat suara supported that najib and hamidi to remain party president and deputy without reelection. and just within two days after ge 14, there has been calls from within umno itself to ask najib to step down. fingers pointing here and there. even hishamudin joins the call for new leader. talk about backstabbing.

after ge14, spawns a lot of katak. people hopping here and there, going whichever that benefits them the most. if you ask me, these are the people you would need to get rid of the most. as easy they will leave their party to join yours, it will be as easy they will leave you when you are in trouble. but now forming a new state gov is more important i guess, so i guess what needs to be done have to be done.

a lot of those upper leaders very cocky during BN's reign as gov. now all will be trying to hide their trace of blood left behind. look at nazri, where is that little guy now? jamal?

Tun
The man of the moment. the legend. everyone calls him a hero now. but i had not forgotten what he did during his time. press freedom, anwar, BFM, maminco to name a few. learn to forgive but not forget. i admit that this man is needed in this moment as the change of gov is taking place and he will definitely be a help in managing it.

during the press con earlier in the evening, when he was naming 3 minister, he said that people who has the right qualification should be chosen for the minister's post. but right after that, he said that there will be a minister coming from each party. this itself is already contradicting his earlier statement. even appointing azizah as dpm is already absurd to me. i mean, come on, what did azizah ever do to deserve dpm post apart from being dsai's wife? but that's how politics work i guess. it's all about favors and favors and favors and candy coat it for the public.

but of course, i have to say that this is just my own perception. tun would know what is better way better than me for sure.

New gov
i believe many of us can actually feel the relieves after ge14. somehow your shoulder feels a bit lighter doesnt it? a change in gov after 60 years of a regime rules by bn would certainly be refreshing. lets hope that they will do what is right for the country. it will be a fresh start and lets see what can they do.

i believe that tun will not hold pm for long. and i'm sure he will have some plan for his son to go up the ladder before he calls it quit. watch out for that.

during the press con this evening, many old names were mentioned and making a comeback in the political scene. hey, even robert kuok is involved!

all i can say that is, there will be a lot of drama and popcorn-worthy scenes to be seen during this ruling term of the new gov.

hence, the end of my 2 cents

now who is ready to see the first malaysia pm to masuk jail?

TLDR version : membaca itu amalan kita

friday chill music

EternalC — Fri, 04 May 2018 09:28:13 +0800

it's friday, no mood work. cum opis buka jewtube listen song loudspeaker for my subords. suggest me some nice song with rythm and beats / guitar.

something like these classic

[YOUTUBE]GU9arbwaeyU[/YOUTUBE]

[YOUTUBE]izGwDsrQ1eQ[/YOUTUBE]

yes i oldfag

Year 2018 coming soon, come share your

EternalC — Fri, 29 Dec 2017 11:12:52 +0800

So, how did it go for you this year?

Earned a million in bitcoin?

Finally completed that new year resolutions from Year 2010?

dapat new amoi?

getting your first piap?

getting your first 3/4/5/6/7/8/9P?

An awkward experience

EternalC — Thu, 21 Sep 2017 15:04:47 +0800

My friend recently moved into a new condo, and hold a house warming last few week. so i decided to bake some bacon egg cups to share together.

while on my way there, he told me he needed to go out to buy some stuffs and asked me to just go in as the door is unlocked and there's a friend there waiting for others too. so he texted me the unit number and floor. so after settle with the security, parked my car, went to the unit.

i didnt bother to knock door, as i thought my other friends would already be there and wanted to make a surprise appearance. i opened the door, surprised to see only a girl on the sofa watching tv. she looked at me for a while, i said my hi, she nodded and hi back.

me: i guess i'm early eh

girl: yeah... i guess... (like she no idea what i'm talking about)

me: i brought some bacon egg cups, try some.

she looked at the tupperware with curiosity. as i opened the lid, she went wahhhhh

girl: i'll go take some drinks, u have a sit yeah

me: sure

she got up from the sofa, wearing her grey shirt and short pants and went into the kitchen. weird taste of clothes for a gathering, i thought. anyhow, she came back with self-made lemonade with mints, perfect for the hot afternoon.

girl: mmm this is good. you made this?

me: yeah, glad you like it

girl: you dont mind me taking more do you?

me: nah go ahead, there's more here. (me showing her the other tupperware with more bacon egg cups inside)

girl: wow, that's a lot!

me: just in case if there's more people hahaha

girl: oh.... okay...

dafuq is that reaction? i thought. trying to get out of that situation, i switched the topic to the tv. she was watching Permainan Takhta. Season 7, ep 5.

me: so you have yet to finish the season?

girl: nope, just got the time to watch. been watching the whole season since morning.

me: u know i can tell you what happened in the next two episodes, it is very interesting

girl: noooooo!!!!dont you dare!

we laughed. she give out a sweet smile

girl: so you finished watching already?

me: yeah, and i still can tell you what happened

she give me that cold stare of death look

i smiled back

so we chatted more here and there whenever there's no fighting in the series. only to stop when dragons are flying and spreading faiya.

found out that she is 21, in uni currently. love travelling, etc etc, your typical girl. no bf currently

time passed, and we finished watching the season together. then it came to me. where the fuck are the rest of the people? where the fuck is my friend?

me: where are the rest? it's quite late already dont you think?

girl: what?

feeling something amiss, i reached for my phone. 20+ missed call from my friend. i called back, asking where are they. he told me they started already but i wasnt there. weird. so i asked him to reconfirm the house unit address again.

in the end, it was a typo. unit 34 became unit 35. they were basically just beside this house! and i walked into the wrong house lol wtf

i slowly look up to the girl, saying "erm, you know what, i think i might have walked into the wrong house... haha?"

she smiled and give out a small laugh

girl: yeah, i could've guessed so. the next unit was quite lively before you came in.

she explained that she thought i was a madman walking into her unit. she blamed herself for forgetting to lock the door after throwing out the garbage. she said she played along when i take out my tupperware. she went into the kitchen to actually make a call and taking a knife to protect herself. but played along by making some drinks in order not to startled me. she showed me the knife she hidden on the sofa when she took it out together with the drinks. fuuuuu.... i almost got killed by a stranger today.

then she figured out i might really walked into a wrong house genuinely, and went into the kitchen to make another call to asked her friend no need to come, with the excuse of refilling the drinks. she said she finds me interesting so just play along and enjoying my bacon egg cups. she said she really love it. and asked is it possible to have it next time

so after some explanation by me and her, and some laughter, i apologized and went out. before closing the door, she said if u are coming next time, remember to knock first, smiled, and said bye.

sooooooo... i was thinking, should i go back tomorrow? since its a holiday, and i could bring some movies to watch together too, like 50 shades of gray, 50 shades darker, or some earlier season of Permainan Takhta, when Shae and Margaery are still alive, ya know,

and bring more bacon egg cups

sekian cool story

*ini bukan periklanan tupperware

COME SEE IF NOT YOU RUGI LIAO!

EternalC — Sun, 09 Apr 2017 02:02:02 +0800

Your favorite toppings for waffle?

EternalC — Tue, 04 Apr 2017 13:34:03 +0800

Every time go shopping mall, kalau jumpa waffle mesti mau makan satu.

so banyak punya topping/"isi", which one you like most?

some can put 2, some can max 3, some can even 4.

my favorite is blueberry + peanut butter. weird kan? but hhhnnggghhhh

inb4 dia betus

yang ini ada bacon